skankplissken:

my family almost started a fucking riot because we were playing a trivia game and the answer to ‘what’s scooby doo’s favorite food’ wasn’t ‘scooby snacks’ but ‘pizza’

johnbarrrowman:

congratulations to wikipedia for choosing the worst photos of every actor for the sidebar picture

jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

smilingemoticon:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

whats a librarians favorite color

read

adeliciousmermaid:

Bunny that looks like a mini llama.

divergentslytherincaskettshipper:

geek-supreme:

Dying. They are too cute.

Oh those beautiful creatures…

i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know

angeldictator:

Remember that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector, but instead of calling the police, they taught children it’s okay to just bury the body instead.

darrynek:

i donated blood today

not my own though

did-you-kno:

Source

repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

shawarmababy:

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie:

B I T C H - The Avengers

Here I forced it to work

Sorry Coulson’s not in the last one.

tangletots:

askinnyblackman:

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

goose